Friday, August 22, 2008

August 22-24

This Weekends New Crap

Death Race
In the near future, prison inmates compete for their freedom in a brutal, ultraviolent auto race using heavily armed monster cars.

Hamlet 2
A high school drama teacher tries to save the drama department with an original play--a musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.

The Rocker
Rainn Wilson stars as a failed former '80s hair band drummerwho unexpectedly gets a second chance at rock n' roll glory.

The Longshots
The true story of 11-year-old quarterback Jasmine Plummer,the first female player in the history of Pop Warner football.

The House Bunny
A Playboy bunny, kicked out of Hef's mansion, finds a new jobas the housemother at the most unpopular sorority on campus.

I’ll be honest I could care less about this slop; I just copied the movie info from yahoo and put it here for you. Really if you’re planning on going to see one of these just quit reading this blog now it’s not the place for you. These films are by turds for turds and you are a turd if you pay to go see them.

The Pick Three

1.The Dark Knight- go see it

2.Tropic Thunder- see this too

3.I didn’t see any kite flying last week, how about showing up for Slap Fest 3! It will be epic.

The new fall season starts up a week from Monday on Sept. 1 with any luck I’ll have a fall preview out before then.

Don’t be a TURD.

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