Tropic Thunder- This movie will be the comedy of the summer. Forget about the fact the Ben Stiller and Jack Black are a combined 2 for 2 in unfunny the last few years, this one’s all about Robert Downey Jr. Everyone’s favorite cokehead in blackface! Can someone tell me why this is not controversial but never go full retard is?
Mirrors - Kiefer Sutherland is a department store security guard who becomes wrapped up in a mystery involving the store's mirrors. Fun fact they actually pitched this to the studio heads the same way. Not sure what that says about the studio heads.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars – Cool the pilot to the new Star Wars TV show that’s a sequel to the 2nd prequel and a prequel to the 3rd chapter in the prequel trilogy. Now I can follow that logic but can someone please tell me why the 2 hour series premier for the new Star Wars TV show is debuting in theaters and not on TV?
Vicky Cristina Barcelona - Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem become amorously entangled in the latest film from director Woody Allen. Two chicks make out and talk a lot, I can’t wait! Hold on I thought about and yes I can.
What can I say this weeks Pick Three is going to be a little different.
1. The Dark Knight – I still want you to see this.
2. Go fly a kite – See now we are starting to mix it up a little, for too long go fly a kite has been a derogatory remark as in “ Ryan you suck why don’t you go fly a kite”. But that all stops this weekend I would like all of the disciples of the entertained to go out there and fly one for America. We may never get the rainbow back but today we take back kite flying from those who suck. * Disclaimer * The use of the character “Ryan” and his sucky-ness has nothing to with rainbows.
3. Quit watching the Astros, we can ill afford for one of you to turn on the TV and break someone else’s bones.
I leave you with the piece of advice, if you one day decide to garner cheap accolades for your acting skills by playing a “mentally handicapped” person, remember never go full retard.
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